A Whale's Vagina

...That's what San Diego literally translates to word for word. That's where I was from Friday 12th till that following Sunday. We started the festivities at the good 'ol Fire House Museum for some drinks, dancing, and the meeting of Jews. Lots of them

PLANS FOR THE NIGHT

• Get high on life, double shots of vodka and thermogenic diet pills - check!
• Be the only amazing MALE dancer on the dance floor to attract the females - check!
• Meet and greet most if not some of the family members - check!
• Talk and flirt with inebriated/hooker/crazy chicks - check, check and triple check!
• Be rad - check times infinite

La Jolla Cove

Saturday was the "personal" that I took as we hung out in the water for most of the day and then took a big shed at the climbing gym, solid rock gym.

• Apnea training was on Alert Level: Red as I held my breath for numerous 45-60 second intervals as I tried my best to become the greatest underwater photographer ever.
• Got to swim with seals as they frolicked in the water less than five feet from me. Awesome!
  
• Tried dying at the climbing gym but I failed thanks to Shamu's amazing lifesaving magic tricks with an ATC. They don't call him Lobster Arms Jones McGillan for nothin'.
• Finally finished my first lead rope expedition on a 5.9 with two(count 'em) stops only. Beat that Fat Lady Man Thing from SLO!
• Gave what I believe to be the WORST DIRECTION READINGS from a GPS to my driver and no longer friend, Elijah. If you're going to be giving directions to any of your friends, need I remind you to NOT mix 2 or more thermogenic diet pills containing; ephedra, caffeine, yojimbe or any of those mixtures of any one or more said ingredients.
• Learned how to use and bilay with and ATC in about 15 seconds in which I was certified to do so in San Diego at the climbing gym.
• Saw many muffin snacks in which I could've eaten but refrained from. I am still sticking to my very strict diet guidelines; more cocoa cock crispies, less muffin snacks.

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, FUNDAY!

I had the pleasure of meeting and eating with Elijah's grandparents. Can't complain or think of anything negative about them because they were too nice. Elijah's at that age of grumpiness so he didn't want to stay too long. Maybe he was also grumpy at the fact that his Grandma invited me back to her house WHENEVER if felt like it. She used the words '...you don't even have to be with Elijah.' Something along those lines. Maybe she just has a thing for big tan men. We'll see, as the holidays are just around the corner. Thanks Goose!